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30g AUTHENTIC DURBAN POISON - NEW SEASON HARVEST

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If you suffer from ADHD this is better than any pills on the market and it won't fuck your kidneys up.

Here's a true story for you:
The 60 km drive into the mountains took almost three hours. The last 30 km clicked away at snail’s pace on a treacherous dirt road, barely wide enough for one car, as we laboured higher and higher up into the mountains. Eventually we ran out of road and had to continue the journey on foot. The short walk now led down a winding path into the green foothills of the valley below. Eventually we came to a clearing where we were met by a young man who took us into a sparsely furnished hut, devoid of electricity and other modern amenities we take for granted. An old lady was sitting on the floor waiting for us. She spoke no English.

After some introductions, I was soon surrounded by mounds of Durban Poison, ranging from freshly picked to well cured, being brought into the hut by the old lady’s son and her two daughters. The sweet smell of fresh green weed saturated the air. As I inspected each new batch, making my selections, a pipe was loaded with freshly picked Durban Poison and my guide and the young man and I smoked, passing the pipe around. Characteristically, I felt almost no effect from the Durban Poison. After we’d concluded negotiations, and I paid for my selected weed, we smoked another pipe. This time, I felt mildly stoned.
We concluded formalities, and I stepped out of the darkened hut into the glaring sunlight.

The walk back to the car soon brought on the full effects of the Durban Poison…
As we wound our way up the path out of the green valley, the heat from the African sun was intense and I was thankful for the bottle of ice cold water I’d collected from the mountain stream.

As we walked, my legs seemed much longer than they really were, and there was a spring in my step. The tall grass was stark and vivid in the bright sunlight and the colours and sounds and sweet smells of the African bush jumped out at me with renewed intensity.
I found myself enjoying the walk, which to all intents and purposes should have been quite tedious in the heat. I paused on the hillside for a minute to gulp down a mouthful of that sweet mountain water and reflect on the vast beauty of the Valley Of a Thousand Hills…

The words of William Blake came to mind:
To see the World in a grain of sand,
And Heaven in a wild flower…
To hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
And eternity in an hour…

The walk back seemed much longer than the one we’d taken into the valley, and I was thankful when we came over the rise and arrived at the car.
The drive back with a trunk full of weed was almost surreal and scary because roadblocks are not uncommon.
Needless to say, I was relieved when we eventually got to the freeway and the beautiful blue Indian Ocean came back into view…
And this, my friends, with the grace of Mother Earth, is what I am privileged to offer you…

Durban Poison is a subtle, gentle high. It creeps up on you about 15 minutes later - allowing you to continue your daily activities in a euphoric, energetic and more focused way. It is creative and social, with a noticeable lack of paranoia. Smoke DP, get your board and go surfing, rock climbing, mountain biking, or just pick up your guitar and jam, or sit down quietly and write some poetry... If you aren't the creative type - well then, kick back and listen to the blues. I can guarantee no couch lock.

Durban Poison is not pretty weed. It's ugly and stringy and has been described as "lawn clippings" by the odd imbecile. It's not as "strong" as some of the weed you may be used to, and it's certainly NOT about taking one hit and falling over...
This is not the genetically engineered crap grown under lights in a basement somewhere. This stuff grows outdoors in Durban, South Africa. You don't get more authentic than that.
This is the purest Sativa on Earth.
The high is often mistaken as "weak" because of it's exquisite clarity.

DO NOT buy this if you expect to be left comatose.
If you want to be knocked off your feet - rather refer to one of my other strains.

It is however, for the more discerning smoker - the purist, so to speak.
I like to think of it as the Zen of weed...

Please do not mistake my description of Poison as "Hard Sell"
In fact, I actively discourage certain people from buying it.
It is for the more refined, the more spiritual among us.
It is for those who create music, who write poetry.
It is for those who seek answers within.
It's weed for living and loving life.
It's food for the soul...

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