Vendor’s Choice Carts – Let Me Cook 🍳🔥
Don’t stress the menu — I’ll send you what’s hitting right now. You’ll get a handpicked mix of gas-packed 1g carts from trusted brands and solid unbranded hitters.

Fire strains only

Rotating selection = always fresh

Best bang for your buck

Smooth hardware, potent oil

May include surprise upgrades 👀

💨 You tell me how many — I’ll handle the rest.

Got requests? Drop 'em in. Otherwise, trust the plug. I only send what I’d smoke myself.

Priced to move. Quality guaranteed.
Let’s run it.

We’re committed to getting your order to you as quickly and discreetly as possible. All orders are processed promptly and shipped via standard shipping, with expected delivery within 3–5 business days.

Please note:

Business days do not include weekends or holidays.

Shipping times may vary slightly depending on your location and postal service performance.

If your package has not arrived after 5 business days, please reach out to us. At that point, we’ll gladly provide tracking information and assist you in locating your order.

Thank you for your patience and support!

🌿 Refund Policy (a.k.a. The “Please Don’t Try to Scam Me” Clause)

Due to the nature of the products offered, all sales are final.
I operate on a Finalize Early basis, which means once the order is confirmed and shipped, it is considered complete.

If there’s a legitimate issue (like the wrong item or something arriving damaged), please message me — I’ll do my best to make it right. I’m all about fairness, but I also know the game. Let’s keep it real.

⚠️ No refunds will be issued for:

Opened or used product

Buyer’s remorse

Imaginary problems

Heroin-user refund scams (yes, I said it)

If something actually went wrong, I’m here and happy to fix it — just reach out.